I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Randomize
