Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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