U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Houston, we have a blender
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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