WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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