I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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