I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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