no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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