Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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