so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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