its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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