Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
