I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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