i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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