craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
