im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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