is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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