508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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