We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the day after is always just damage control
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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