I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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