Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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