I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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