absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Found the puke drawer
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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