hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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