just tell him i said nine months
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am mentally ready for anal.
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