You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My dick has a subreddit
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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