so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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