dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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