Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
