your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
