She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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