i need an iv and a liver transplant
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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