So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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