Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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