you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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