my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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