i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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