I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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