I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize