I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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