no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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