i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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