At least make sure they are 18
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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