She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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