ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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