let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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