Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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