Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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