No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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