This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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