with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
