no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
