What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My bed smells like the plague
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