There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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