happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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