Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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