my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
