How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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