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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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