For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
She has the best kind of daddy issues
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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